Wednesday, October 26, 2011

CHLOE!!!!!!!!!!! NO!!!!!!!!

 Chloe recently turned 16, so she begged me turn turn her into a vampire. I told her no. Anyone who wants to be a vampire obviously isn't ready  for it.

We were hanging out and she told me start feeding. Like any cold blooded male, I obliged. Then I felt a weird feeling in my arm. SHE CUT ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! then she sprayed me with garlic salad dressing. I have shown nothing but love towards her!!!!!!!! !

Then we broke up, and she started dating dating Jason.

Oh well, at least I can memorize all the other girls in the school at the talent show tomorrow when I do my awesome dance routine.

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